Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
It's Cat Pic Friday!!!
Welcome the newest member of the VoI clan. I know, I know, but he found us. We found him under a car right next to our new house. He was part of the settlement agreement, what can I say? And he's becoming fast friends with Sophie. So cast your vote to Name This Kitten:
c) Dr. Baltar
Thursday, July 28, 2005
Can You Hear Me Now?
Here's an article about a Brazilian phone card featuring a filthy post-hole Saddam that was pulled off the shelves for possibly inciting violence. And, oh, "[t]he card also failed to present a balanced view of Saddam Hussein's situation, they added."
Friday, July 22, 2005
It's Cute Cat AND Dirty Dog Friday!
Note to the Team: NEVER let sleeping cats lie...
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Another Installment of What's Important in Life
Reefer Madness: A Dutch Tail
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Too Many Cats to Wait for Friday.
This Slate article, however, disproves their theory. There are more appropriate Ladies who deserve the title. My craziness has nothing to do with my cat collection. It's got everything to do with attending Catholic school for too long .
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Broken Social Scene Gets Broken Ribs via NYC Cops
Monday, July 18, 2005
WTF: One Day Whirlwind Tour of Grease-adelphia
11. Visit WaWa for a stuffed pretzel melt and a pack of Newports.
12. Take a tour of PennDOT.
13. Visit a state run liquor store.
I don't see anything about duck tours: WTF!?
Bulletin: The Apocalypse has Officially Started...in France, of course.
Those catholicboozersnaileatingyellowbellied Frogs are rightfully getting hit first, according to this Moonie article I found via Drudge, always the benchmark of feyer and baLaNCeD reporting. Alas, no need for Matt to tinker with the title this time. My chips are on Boston for His Next Round of Wrath. Developing....
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
"...for Bush to get rid of Rove, would be like Charlie McCarthy firing Edgar Bergen."
- Marshall Wittmann
Friday, July 15, 2005
Trolling Craigslist with Some Serious Antibiotics
PAPERstreet is a Philadelphia based event marketing and 22nd Century Creative agency. We do things that people like. A lot.
We're looking for an amazing person that will be able to charm the pants off of really important people that have lots of money. Interntaional travel is required. You might even have to "take one for the team"... if you catch our drift. Things have a tendency to get weird over here.
Must look amazing in a short skirt or, if you happen to be a guy, must have lots of friends that look amzaing in short skirts.
Please no resumes. Instead send us a haiku (standard format) about why you should be part of the team.
As much as I hate to say it, this seems like a poor man's Philebrity. At least they can spell. And are willing to consider haikus in alternative formats.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005
I like Cylons Way Better Than Rick "Jerk" Santorum.
Humanity's Children are Returning Home. Friday.
I confess, I fall into the theorist category. Watching the 1st season- been there. Friends and family- they weren't there for me during Season 1 so fuck 'em. Spoilers- for pussies with ADD. Reading/writing fanfic- priceless, but not one of my god-given gifts.
Maybe Richard Hatch can stop making those embarassing phone calls now.
Unbelievers: Rent the mini series Now. You've got a couple of days to catch up.
Monday, July 11, 2005
Hey... you know how I said that stuff on TV didn't bother me none?
Arsenic and Old Lace Collars
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Pass the Turkey Please.
Friday, July 08, 2005
Friday Is Cute Cat Pic Day
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Today We Are All British
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Reid Says Gonzales Qualified for SCOTUS: WTF?
Meanwhile, Get Yourself a Woody...and then RUN LIKE HELL.
Apart from the iPod, the boys who attacked stole tennis shoes and a cell phone, the report said, citing police statements.
The Times said that a spokesman for Jobs declined to comment on the phone call, which reportedly took place Tuesday.
"We live in a world which is changing rapidly," Rose told the newspaper.
"We have the technology that can give us the iPod and everything else, but it's not all these things. We have to work on the minds and the hearts."
He was also quoted as saying: "We're failing these kids. We're not loving them the way we're supposed to."
Meanwhile, the iPod is so popular that one craftsman is making them out of wood Click here for details.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
America! Fuck Yeah!!!
It looks like someone had their own crapfest in our building over the weekend. The genteel young men (read: steakheads) who live in #408 decided to invite 30 of their gentlemen friends over for a quiet weekend to celebrate Toby Keith's Great Nation by punching holes in the walls of the hallway. Now every lanky yankee with a baseball hat and a t-shirt from a bar is suspect. The saddest part is that they decided to hide the punch marks by making the holes larger -- obviously to cover up the DNA. However, notice the knuckle blood to the right of the large hole...
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Inside Out Oreo? (It might take a minute...)
Take a break from the slot machines and check out the hottest music acts hitting Atlantic City this holiday weekend. Early-nineties sensation Vanilla Ice is back and performing in a free concert with the Sugar Hill Gang at the Trump Marina Deck (Huron Avenue and Brigantine Blvd. 800.284.8786) on July 1. DJ Tiesto brings down the house at Mixx, The Borgata ($50, One Borgata Way, 800.736.1420) on July 3. And the Black Eyed Peas appear with special guest Talib Kweli and Fatty Koo on July 4 at the new House of Blues ($78 - $128, 801 Boardwalk Way, 609.236.BLUE).