W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> Moi, Toi, et VoI: April 2007

Friday, April 27, 2007


Tomorrow will be The Canary's one year anniversary.

I've survived, although not without injury.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Short and Sweet.

Like how.

Docs found more broken bones in foot. A "nutcracker fracture" (pretty much explains itself!) where the side of my foot impacted the cement in addition to the initial fracture. Purple plaster cast up to my knee for a month. Blecgh!

Thank god for The Chopstick - the greatest invention of man as far as I'm concerned. It's just long enough to pretty much scratch any point inside the cast. Good weight, easily portable, nice friction. Better than sex, The Chopstick! Trust me! I have also been forced to go to a medical supply store - one of the Top Ten Most Depressing Places on Earth - to purchase one of these. Fun!

Starting tomorrow, the stuffed cupcakes are going for $2, instead of $1.75. I can't wait for the wrath of the Bus Stop Circus Clientele when they find out. I pity you, my little Canary workers. Indeed.

I'm sad to say that my orange John Kerry Is A Rock Star t-shirt has developed a terminal hole in the armpit. If anyone would like to send a t-shirt donation to The Snarky Hipster T-Shirt Fund, please email me.