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Friday, February 23, 2007

Turkey Stand: Part Deux

Turkey Boy was fired yesterday. The rumors are wild and varied: they involve racial/sexual orientation epithets, a knife, a basement, a security guard, pieces of fruit, prescription drugs, and of course, turkey.

We will never know the whole story. We will never know the truth.

SFG tried calling Turkey Boy today to check in on him and his phone has been shut off. The mystery continues.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

A Lifetime Movie Original: Turkey Stand

Turkey Boy reports the following:

Yesterday Carlos punched Sherry in the face because Sherry said that The New Guy, who is a good-looking, rich Karate expert, wasn't going to do a good job slinging stuffing at the Turkey Stand at The Circus. Sherry is married to a cop, who now has put an unofficial hit on Carlos. Turkey Boy has to walk Carlos to his car at night because he's afraid for his safety.

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