What a Croc!
I'm sorry, but even if they were the last cuboid-safe footgear on the planet, you won't catch me near a pair of Crocs. They are seriously the ugliest shoe on earth. They are so ugly that I refuse to post a picture of them. I much prefer the Super Birki, which is practically the same shoe, sans holes. But it doesn't have the same obnoxious ubiquity.
That is all.