What a Croc!
Ever since I broke my foot, I've been on the hunt for cute, comfy shoes to replace my beloved bone crushing Danskos (Oh Tartans, I will miss ye! Oh Brown nubuck! Oh Forest Green seude! Oh Sexy Black slide ons! I will mourn your loss!).
I'm sorry, but even if they were the last cuboid-safe footgear on the planet, you won't catch me near a pair of Crocs. They are seriously the ugliest shoe on earth. They are so ugly that I refuse to post a picture of them. I much prefer the Super Birki, which is practically the same shoe, sans holes. But it doesn't have the same obnoxious ubiquity.
That is all.
I'm sorry, but even if they were the last cuboid-safe footgear on the planet, you won't catch me near a pair of Crocs. They are seriously the ugliest shoe on earth. They are so ugly that I refuse to post a picture of them. I much prefer the Super Birki, which is practically the same shoe, sans holes. But it doesn't have the same obnoxious ubiquity.
That is all.
posted by Oy Vey at 9:32 PM
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