W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> Moi, Toi, et VoI: Most Honest Job Description Ever. Redux.*

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Most Honest Job Description Ever. Redux.*

Cool bakery seeks beast of burden/whipping boy/back massager to do prep work, wash dishes, dump sacks of flour and sugar into bins, answer phones, make cappucinos and deliveries, and dispose of vermin. No previous experience necessary - will train. Good attitude a must! Must love Ace of Base, Michael Jackson and, on rare occasion, Neil Diamond. Come be The Man of the House! Kindly hobos and creeps need not apply. Must be able to work on Sundays 9 to 4. About 30 hours a week.

  • Location: Center City
  • Compensation: $8 per hour plus all the espresso you can stomach, Big Boy.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
*Current whipping boy gave Rasputina and The Bassoonist attitude while I was away, in addition to singing songs about having passively killed a cop. Buh-bye.

***Chicago was excellent by the way. PeopleCat and I showed C Note and SFG our childhood haunts, including Peter Cetera's Mom's House (PCMH), The bar on top of The Hancock, Greektown, and Superdawg.

********Tomorrow's post will discuss The Creepy Letter that one of The Circus's Crazies sent to The Bassoonist c/o The Canary. I had to call Security. Drama!!!!!


Blogger Christine said...

1. Hilarious.

And 2. If you are willing to pay me some amount under the table, I can work random weekend days for you as your personal masseuse, of course. Or cupcake icer, whatever.

1/17/2007 2:51 PM  

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