Overheard.
Man staring into cupcake case.
Me: "Can I help you?"
Man: "No, I'm just scratching."
****
Me: "So, blagh blagh, Vortex of Craziness..."
Dude who works at The Circus: "Yeah, blagh blagh, Vortex of Craziness..."
Crackhead: "Can I have your peanut butter?"
Me: "No, I need it."
Me: "Can I help you?"
Man: "No, I'm just scratching."
****
Me: "So, blagh blagh, Vortex of Craziness..."
Dude who works at The Circus: "Yeah, blagh blagh, Vortex of Craziness..."
Crackhead: "Can I have your peanut butter?"
Me: "No, I need it."
1 Comments:
Ha ha. Nice!
And I had a post all queu'd up that I was going to post today about how I like working there. I don't want to post it now 'cause I'll be all embarrassed and all.
Sidenote, what's up with that 'we date them...' blog? That's a fantastic idea.
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