"The Only Thing That's Getting Lit This Hanukkah Is Me."
J didn't give me the option of bagging on Sex Dwarf . And I'm so glad. We had a great time. And the gaggle of drunk gay boyfriends telling me how hot I was definitely added to the positive spin on the evening.
I think every woman should have a gaggle of gay boys for this purpose. What a great business concept - hire out groups of infectiously funny, catty, stylish boy-boyfriends to dote over you when you're feeling down. I bet women would pay good money for that service.