Three Things You Should Know About The Amish.
1. Relatives of the Amish dress up like actual Amish and peddle their wares at The Circus. They also use cell phones and smoke cigarettes.
2. Ya know those famous apple dumplings they sell at The Circus? The hot ones that come with the little thing of cream to pour over? Well, they are actually frozen Mrs. Smith's and you have been had. Just check the dumpster out back for proof. I am not making this up.
3. 95% of puppy mills in Pennsylvania are Amish-owned. And Pennsylvania is the puppy mill capital of the country.
2. Ya know those famous apple dumplings they sell at The Circus? The hot ones that come with the little thing of cream to pour over? Well, they are actually frozen Mrs. Smith's and you have been had. Just check the dumpster out back for proof. I am not making this up.
3. 95% of puppy mills in Pennsylvania are Amish-owned. And Pennsylvania is the puppy mill capital of the country.
posted by Oy Vey at 6:15 PM
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I blame the English.
Those Amish jerks!
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