D'Jew Really Say That?
Couple comes up to Canary counter. Man is wearing t-shirt that says "Mikvah Israel!" and a yarmulke.
Woman: "Are you Kosher?"
Me: "Kosher?"
Woman: "I asked 'Are you closed yet?"
L'il JoJo thought she said it too.
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Thank you to all who voted for The Canary on MyFoxPhilly. Three of you used the phrase "hands down" in your comments. I know I'm going to be implicated for voter fraud and will be writing my next blog post from my holding cell.
Woman: "Are you Kosher?"
Me: "Kosher?"
Woman: "I asked 'Are you closed yet?"
L'il JoJo thought she said it too.
***
Thank you to all who voted for The Canary on MyFoxPhilly. Three of you used the phrase "hands down" in your comments. I know I'm going to be implicated for voter fraud and will be writing my next blog post from my holding cell.
posted by Oy Vey at 8:28 PM
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