There is No Such Thing as a Stupid Question.
1. Is it good? Umm, no. It sucks. Don't buy it. As a matter of fact, run. Turn around and run away because this cupcake is so horrible, it will make your head spin. I swear it.
2. Does the ginger lime poundcake taste like ginger lime?
3. Is it moist? No, lady. Dry as a FUCKING bone is how I like my cakes. I really prefer to choke on them and then allow someone the privilege of giving me the Heimlich.
4. Is it fresh? No, we're saving it to bequeath it to the British Museum.
5. Will you make it look nice? Well, actually, we're running a special on Ugly Cakes, so if you're interested, you get 15% off on something that looks like total shit!