Someone Wake Me Up and Tell Me It's All A Bad Dream.
My current options via Match.com:
1. Guys with necklaces.
2. Guys with chest hair exposed.
3. Guys with chest hair exposed while in a hot tub.
3. More guys with 'Philly' in their username.
4. Fat guys with goatees.
5. Fat guys with goatees and no hair.
6. Guys looking for 'the perfect partner for me and my children'.
7. Guys who like 'candelight and walks in the rain'.
8. Guys who don't like Power.
9. Guys who can't spell.
10. Guys who don't read. Anything.
Thank god for Hendrick's.