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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Someone Wake Me Up and Tell Me It's All A Bad Dream.


My current options via Match.com:

1. Guys with necklaces.
2. Guys with chest hair exposed.
3. Guys with chest hair exposed while in a hot tub.
3. More guys with 'Philly' in their username.
4. Fat guys with goatees.
5. Fat guys with goatees and no hair.
6. Guys looking for 'the perfect partner for me and my children'.
7. Guys who like 'candelight and walks in the rain'.
8. Guys who don't like Power.
9. Guys who can't spell.
10. Guys who don't read. Anything.

Thank god for Hendrick's.

4 Comments:

Blogger Stinkypaw said...

Those are your only options?! Man! That's sad...

Double that Hendrick's - straight!

7/25/2006 11:59 PM  
Blogger Guinness_Girl said...

Oh come on! I bet there are more/better options! Dude, I am so coming over to shop for men with you.

7/27/2006 4:18 PM  
Blogger Red said...

We should start our own blog for our adventures on Match! What do you think? Better to have company in hell, right?

7/30/2006 9:35 PM  
Blogger Oy Vey said...

Yes, those are the options right now...though, there may be a viable prospect coming down the pike. stay tuned..

and yes, Red, i love the idea! MatchFromHell.Blogspot.com. YES.

7/31/2006 6:10 PM  

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