My Accountant is Going to Kick My Ass.
As previously mentioned, I suck at paperwork. My handbag has become my file cabinet for The Canary. I can't find my Bookkeeping Book, which is supposed to supplement Quickbooks, which I have installed on the PC I bought specifically for that purpose but have not started inputting into yet because I haven't gotten my online access to my bank accountants yet.I am so screwed. Scared, screwed...My files, bills, cash register receipts are in a crumpled up pile in various cabinets, envelopes and aforementioned handbag. And each day that brings in more paper, obviously the worse it gets.
Oh yeah, and I can't find my phone either. Frack!
And bloody 'ell, what am I supposed to do with those little credit card receipts that people sign? Anybody, anbody? Does anybody know?
I've realized that in addition to the accountant that I need to do my quarterly taxes, the payroll service to do the paychecks, now I must hire a bookkeeper to handle my weekly paper pushing. And I realize that I must hire another baker to help out because I can't do both baking and paperwork. Otherwise I'd never get any sleep. And believe me, I'm working on 3-5 hours a night average at this point.
Argh!
posted by Oy Vey at 7:24 PM
6 Comments:
The rules are probably different over there, but I found chucking all the credit card receipts into a shoebox and tucking it out of sight did the trick nicely.
Ha - excellent advice, Martha.
OV - if there is ANYTHING at all I can do to help, let me know. Shall we have a get-OV-organized day?
And about this baker...what would she be paid?
not enough to sustain our drinking habit, gg. but i'm bettin' you could sell boatloads of cupcakes with that southern charm and sweet smile o' yours.
Ah man. Creative types and paperwork -- a classic tale of hate.
Take GG up on her offer of help. I was a paralegal for six months and have FANTASTIC organizational skills because of it.
whinge, i WAS a paralgel for TWO YEARS. my organ skills back then were fine. before I was The Artiste (The Artful Loner?)...i can organize the pants off of anyone else for someone else...oy!
gg, you can come work for The CC anytime!
I'm really ashamed to tell you this, but I obsessively love the chocolate lasagna dessert at Olive Garden. Really, it doesn't taste like it's chain restaurant garbage at ALL; it's my favorite dessert EVER. Are there any support groups for this sort of thing?
Hope all is well at the Monkey and you're remembering to actually sleep at night...
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