Dangerous Knitter
Oy. I practiced my knitting last night. At the peril of my eyes.
I think I'm casting on too tight, which is making me force the needle through so hard that I nearly poked my eye out several times. It's scary, those big mofo needles coming so painfully close to my orbital lobes. This hobby should require signing a waiver, because I swear to god, I'll sue those blasted yarn people up in northern Vermont if anything happens to me...
I think I may have to wear goggles until I get the hang of this.
But I did manage to get 2 full rows nearly perfect. Granted it was a 4 inch "scarf" (my 'pixie' dickie), but dammit I'm determined to get this. Jesus, I'm Martha in the Making, I MUST get this. Everybody does it. "I learned it from watching you, Dad!!" (Sorry, just off on a Tourette's tangent...)
posted by Oy Vey at 9:20 AM
1 Comments:
Ha! I'm snickering to myself over here, picturing you having to duck to avoid poking your eye out with your knitting needles. Heh heh heh. I remember those days.
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