Product Review: Doritos Collisions (Alt. Title: Reissue Repackage...)
Rating: 2/10
Frito-Lay is brilliant. Why? Because they've figured out a way to sell the same stuff in a different bag. They've turned lemons into mediocre pre-packaged lemonade.
'Hot Wings' = 'Spicy Nacho' + 'Blazin' Buffalo' flavor compounds leftover from unsuccessful marketing runs. 'Blue Cheese' was originally an error - when an entire batch of Cool Ranch Doritos was made without the secret Cool Ranch spice compound. Then both flavors of chips were simultaneously dropped on the floor in the Frito-Lay HQ commissary and the rest is history.
Frito-Lay is brilliant. Why? Because they've figured out a way to sell the same stuff in a different bag. They've turned lemons into mediocre pre-packaged lemonade.
'Hot Wings' = 'Spicy Nacho' + 'Blazin' Buffalo' flavor compounds leftover from unsuccessful marketing runs. 'Blue Cheese' was originally an error - when an entire batch of Cool Ranch Doritos was made without the secret Cool Ranch spice compound. Then both flavors of chips were simultaneously dropped on the floor in the Frito-Lay HQ commissary and the rest is history.
2 Comments:
Ohmigod we had the same exact theory about the creation of these Doritos!
Ha! Too damn funny. I cannot remember the other flavor of these that I tried, but they were damn good. Did you try the XD13 or whatever the hells they were? DISGUSTING.
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