Bound and Gagged.
Inspired by my current read, I'm going to use a Jonathan Safran Foer technique. If you find it annoying, I suggest you stop reading (my blog).
So, as a couple of you already know XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. I wish I could talk about it because XXXXXXXXXXXXXX, but XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. And I want to XXXXXXXXXXXXX to XXXXXXXXX. I feel like XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, but I know XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
This blog would be a great outlet for me because XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, but I understand that XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, so XXXXXXXXXXX.
Sigh. I'm so very XXXXXXXXX right now. But XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.
Thank god for my friends.