Monday Morning Wake Up Knowing That You've Got to Go to School
Can you really truly come up with a more irritating group of human beings? No seriously, I dare you.
Unless you are:
1. The guy who told us he'd been in a horrible motorcycle accident in 1989 and had pins and plates throughout his body, but his left hand was still good for jerking off and his dick still worked.
2. The guy who bought a cup of coffee and then said "I ain't got no teeth!" and then opened his mouth like a hippopotamus to prove it. A hippo with no teeth that is.
3. The guy who wanted a "chocolate buttercream cupcake". "What kind of cake?" "Cup-cake." Duh.