Period The End.
Squeamish and Male Readers Beware. I'm about to talk about my period.
THE FACT THAT I GOT IT. SORT OF.*
It's been 10 months. Ten Whole Months. But it's back. Sort of.*
I have decided that this is a sign from the heavens that my business will no longer be barren and dry. Because I swear to you that within minutes of getting it (*), the phone started ringing, people started ordering. Big orders. Heavy orders. Orders that were flowing with prosperity.
I am no longer convinced that I am pregnant with a primordial dwarf.
* I use the phrase "sort of" because there are certain questions relating to certain aspects of othe situation that I would rather not get into for obvious reasons. And this isn't a medical freakisms blog anyway.
THE FACT THAT I GOT IT. SORT OF.*
It's been 10 months. Ten Whole Months. But it's back. Sort of.*
I have decided that this is a sign from the heavens that my business will no longer be barren and dry. Because I swear to you that within minutes of getting it (*), the phone started ringing, people started ordering. Big orders. Heavy orders. Orders that were flowing with prosperity.
I am no longer convinced that I am pregnant with a primordial dwarf.
* I use the phrase "sort of" because there are certain questions relating to certain aspects of othe situation that I would rather not get into for obvious reasons. And this isn't a medical freakisms blog anyway.
posted by Oy Vey at 7:15 PM
2 Comments:
Take some asprin, for the blood thinner :)
Is it wrong that I take some credit for this development? And why didn't I see the Nutty Boozer Brownies when I was there yesterday, because those sound AWESOME. Cute pic, btw.
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