I Have New Ambitions
Bailiff: "Vey? Can I see your license please?"
Bailiff: "Please sit down. Thanks."
[Five minutes later...]
Clerk: "Vey? Did you bring your registration?"
Clerk: "I'm going to recommend to the judge No Points with the $72.50 fine".
Me: "Sure. Thanks".
Clerk: "You're welcome."
[Five minutes later...Enter Traffic Court Judge....]
Bailiff: "All rise."
Judge: "Will the following people stand up. Smith, McFitzjameson, Sopranini, Hill, Vey, McOShaughnessy, and Zupretti".
Judge: "I've reviewed each of your cases, and I accept your pleas. Please follow the bailiff out of the courtroom and pay your fines at the cashier. Thank you and have a nice day."