W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd"> Moi, Toi, et VoI: Larceny, She Wrote!

Friday, November 07, 2008

Larceny, She Wrote!

When the girls came into the bakery this morning, things were askew! Someone had been tampering with our cash register! How did we know? Because when the thief hit the 'amount tendered' key, he printed out a sales receipt with the exact time of his thievery! The security guards checked the camera tape at 21:41, and lo and behold! It was an employee of one of The Circus Eateries I Never Mention. Only later did we discover the espresso cup filled with nickels that was missing (Fortunately, the drawer and money were still in their hiding place.).

Kind of reminds me of that story about that guy who got caught stealing a car because a security camera caught a glimpse of the tattoo of his full name and birthdate on his neck?


Anonymous Daximus said...

Very impressive sleuthing! My experience is that most criminals are stupid (no offense to my clients). Did someone get fired? Crazy!

11/11/2008 5:13 PM  
Blogger Oy Vey said...

The individual has not been apprehended at this time. They know where and when he works. Apparently someone from maintenance snitched and let him know the fuzz was on him, but he hasn't quit yet.

I plan on demanding he give me my $4 in nickels back rather than press charges because somehow the former seems more humiliating than the latter.

11/12/2008 4:20 PM  

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