The Streets of Philadelphia.
You know that South Philly/Chicago/LA/Boston hairdo where they plaster down their their bangs with vaseline? I spied it on a two year old girl.
On the subway, a woman was pushing a stroller with a two year old in it saying in a singsong I'm-Talking-To-A-Baby voice "He was retarded, wasn't he? That man was super-retarded! Yes he was!"
One of my bakers was on Passyunk Ave and saw a gaggle of adults chasing a little person down the street trying to take his picture.