Oy. Oy. Oy.
Oy.
Recovering from last night's celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, Jew Extraordinaire, here on Christian Street. Oy.
Daximus & Mr. Daximus came over for a little Let's Pretend We're Goyim For Just This One Night debauchery. I cooked a turkey. Yes, me. High heat roast - the only way to go. Made some stuffing with bacon (bacon!) and just so we remembered who we really were, the Daximuses made killer latkes. Better than Mickey D's any day of the week, people. (If you'd read my latke article, you'd understand the joke...)
Too many bottles of wine, some tiramisu, and a tense game of Go Mental were had by all. And ye were all merry....until about 2 am. When I woke up with a wicked brain shrinking headache (yes, apparently when you've drunk too much and you've a headache it's because your brain is actually shriveling from lack of hydration...but anyhoo....) and endured Johnson Family Vacation, Dragnet and Punchline until the sun rose...
Just polished off the last of the stuffing along with 2 Motrins and a vitamin B pill. Off to Brooklyn for the annual Sheepshead Bay Christmas Sham...more on that tomorrow...
Oy! Can't I just go back to sleep, people?
Happy Holidays, Redmond! (Are you a boy or a girl?! There's a raging debate on this issue....)
posted by Oy Vey at 12:19 PM
1 Comments:
Woah! Exact same thing happened to me. I woke up around 2:00am and didn't get back to sleep until 5:30am. Too much wine indeed, but a great time was had by me and the Mr. Hope Bklyn was OK.
-Daximus
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