Anyone Wanna Work at The Canary?
Most Honest Job Description Ever. (Center City)
Reply to: job-205765446@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-11, 11:33AM EDT
New cool bakery seeks beast of burden/whipping boy/back massager to do prep work, wash dishes, dump sacks of flour and sugar into bins, answer phones, make cappucinos and dispose of vermin. No previous experience necessary - will train. Good attitude a plus! Must love dogs. Must love pianos. Come be The Man of the House! Creepy and homeless need not apply.
posted by Oy Vey at 6:52 PM
6 Comments:
I'd do it! I have two small assistants though, and they don't really like dogs.
HA! Awesome.
we're really shmaahhht. (smart in New England speak) and funny. we.are.funny. So looking forward to Wed.'s parade of whipping boy hopefuls.
That's excellent. If you pay me under the table in baked goods and alcohol you've got yourself a new employee!
Cool! Wonder if you'll get many applications!
I got just the boy you're looking for!
Btw... welcome back!
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