Anyone Wanna Work at The Canary?
Most Honest Job Description Ever. (Center City)
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Date: 2006-09-11, 11:33AM EDT
New cool bakery seeks beast of burden/whipping boy/back massager to do prep work, wash dishes, dump sacks of flour and sugar into bins, answer phones, make cappucinos and dispose of vermin. No previous experience necessary - will train. Good attitude a plus! Must love dogs. Must love pianos. Come be The Man of the House! Creepy and homeless need not apply.