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Monday, September 11, 2006

Anyone Wanna Work at The Canary?

Most Honest Job Description Ever. (Center City)

Reply to: job-205765446@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-11, 11:33AM EDT

New cool bakery seeks beast of burden/whipping boy/back massager to do prep work, wash dishes, dump sacks of flour and sugar into bins, answer phones, make cappucinos and dispose of vermin. No previous experience necessary - will train. Good attitude a plus! Must love dogs. Must love pianos. Come be The Man of the House! Creepy and homeless need not apply.


Blogger Martha said...

I'd do it! I have two small assistants though, and they don't really like dogs.

9/11/2006 7:53 PM  
Blogger Guinness_Girl said...

HA! Awesome.

9/11/2006 8:46 PM  
Anonymous Rasputina said...

we're really shmaahhht. (smart in New England speak) and funny. we.are.funny. So looking forward to Wed.'s parade of whipping boy hopefuls.

9/12/2006 12:19 AM  
Blogger Christine said...

That's excellent. If you pay me under the table in baked goods and alcohol you've got yourself a new employee!

9/12/2006 9:23 AM  
Blogger Stinkypaw said...

Cool! Wonder if you'll get many applications!

9/13/2006 6:02 PM  
Blogger MiMaw said...

I got just the boy you're looking for!

Btw... welcome back!

9/13/2006 9:53 PM  

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